Every few days, the North Korean news agency releases pictures of Kim Jong-un looking at everyday things, like shoes or a wall. Uniformed men with notepads are always on hand to record his thoughts. We wondered what those thoughts might be...
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| "You have got to be kidding me. I saw chalk dust." |
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| "...And now I mix in the other track..." |
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| "So, what are those two girls going to do with that cup...?" |
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| "So, I guess he really couldn't swim." |
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| "I guess he really is terrified of heights." |
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| "Hmmm... I wonder how they twist these things? And why am I wearing my coat like an old lady? And who are these people who keep writing down my every thought?" |
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| "Four point five per cent? Have you got anything stronger?" |
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| "I'm sorry gentlemen. Uniforms get me aroused sometimes." |
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| "Try this on every maid in my kingdom, and if the shoe fits, bring her in. For questioning..." |
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| "It does! It looks like poo. It's not just me, is it?" |
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| "Why, this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hyyyydromatic..." |
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| "Let them eat... that green stuff." |
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| "Ok, guys, I think I'm stuck here. Help. Help! Guys...?" |
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| "What do you mean, my card hasn't been accepted? Don't you know who I am?" |
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